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- Ало! Бирария &#8222;Халбите&#8220;!
- Не, грешка има.
След ...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Звъни се по телефона:<br
/> - Ало! Бирария &#8222;Халбите&#8220;!<br
/> - Не, грешка има.<br
/> След минута пак:<br
/> - Ало! Бирария &#8222;Халбите&#8220;!<br
/> - Не, грешка има.<br
/> След някоя минута пак:<br
/> - Ало! Бирария &#8222;Халбите&#8220;!<br
/> - Не! Какво набирате?<br
/> - Redial.</p><p
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- Ето Вашата биричка!
- Благодаря, ...]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>В една бирария келнера към клиент:<br
/> - Ето Вашата биричка!<br
/> - Благодаря, но аз моята преди малко я изпих.<br
/> - Ходихте ли до тоалетната по малка нужда преди малко?<br
/> - Да&#8230;<br
/> - Значи ето Ви биричката!!!</p><p
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